nothing blog-worthy lately.until today. Let me divide them into 2.

PART ONE

I AM A BLONDIE! and i look like a fucking minah rep sesat sia..initially i thought that it looked pretty alright,actually it was just a shade lighter than my previous dye-job.Tetapiiii, le sigh. The colour was like "strawberry blonde" and he asked me if i wanted to bleach it to make it even lighter as that was the lightest we could go w/o bleachin.As usual, macam paham i shrugged and told him that this colour was fine.Mane aku tau seh! HAHAHAHAH and i slept while he blow-dried my hair cause, the night before, i was like staying up cause the chances of me waking up early is like impossible considering my usual routine.


Sekali aku bangun and i got the shock of my life loh!

Pandai-pandai aje dia flat iron rambot aku and its like freaking straight sampai macam magkok siak.kongaja! my hair texture and Nazhan's was like the same, i swear! To be honest i was shocked at the colour turnout as well as what he was doing lah. alamak, disasterous!

but after that i was like convincing myself that its not too bad,its not too bad, its not too bad, its not too bad. So

KALAU DAH NAMPAK PAHAM PAHAM AJE LA OK BUTAKAN MATA!

ni mak aku belom nampak betol-betol,mesti dia joget samba punya! HAHAHHAHAH

PART TWO

After that i went back and was like totally feeling not myself and hungry even though i had like, get this, TOM YAM SEAFOOD NOODLES for breakfast.Perfect recipe for sakit perot?! Buang tebiat agaknya and thinking about it, maybe that was like the first signs that things were gonna go wrong.K start ah misteri jam duabelas nye bodo, nurul ah ni. HAHA macam mane nurul boleh termasok dalam sini pon aku tak tau. MOVING ON NABILA, so we decided to go shop for some of the home decor shit (actually it was her la, i just tagged along) We went from Orchard which i realised is like super boring,and to chinatown! FINALLY, after soooo long of the much anticipated massage session,today my aunty brought me to the KENKO WELLNESS apekebenda ntah for a massage

and thanks eh, for falling asleep!

But it was seriously damn freaking awesome i tell you.

But thanks eh nyonya,kau nyak-nyak badan aku macam belacan siak. And i keep gigling throughout the whole freaking half and hour cause i chose the bloody 'shoulder massage' and thus had to sit in this inverted kind of chair and my face positioned into the hole.

ABIH THROUGH THE HOLE,I COULD SEE THE PERSON IN FRONT OF ME MASSAGING THE WOMAN AND THE POSITION IS LIKE DAMN FUCKING FUNNY LOR!!!

so my masseuse was like massaging me in like circular positions with her elbow (kimak sakit gila srsly) and like using her palms and all that shit and i was like there,visually imagining her massaging me. Haha I dont think it makes sense here,but it was seriously damn funny at that point.I totally spoiled the ambience of relaxation with my giggles ah.Semua orang put up such a serious front seh,ape je. Anyways after like 10 mins of like laughing, i finally succumb and fall into a "steam kodok" daydream/or maybe i fell asleep until she tugged my shoulders and started massaging my head.Okay,that,was like so excruciatingly painful to the point of where i thought my veins were going to burse sia! Its kinda scary,she pull pull pull and she massage sampai nyawa nak terkeluar seh.Tu ah, ketawa lagi.Kan dah kena. HAHAHA

and i am not planning to tell my mother this,cause she will get upset that i go with another person.My mother,the older she gets the more sensitive she gets with every single thing seh.URGH. Abih merajok cause i went out at 7am and didnt tell her.PADAHAL, i thought she was having one of those regular migranes and thus, thought that she shouldnt be disturbed.ALAMAKKKK!! Then she start her nonsense with when shes dead nobody's gonna cut the grasses off the kubor la,ape la, then i just hung up before she went even further. Not to be rude but she knows i hate to hear her talking about all this kinda stuff.Abih call back "im sorry.nak beli shampoo? dah habis kan?" EH KELAKAR KEPPE.

But anyways she's like making me accompany her to the geylang tomorrow to see this actor from indon.I seriously wanna kill him siak.Bodoh betol.And Nurul told me shes going too cause she's also a fanatic fan like my mother.But nurul is 19,my mother is like so over that phase of being a fanatic fan?! Hahaha ikotkan aje la,suka hati mama la..

ABIH I WAS THINKING DAHLAH RAMBOT AKU MACAM MINAH SESAT PERGI GEYLANG PULAK TU, CANTEK AH.

Thanks eh ma.

Oh when i got out of the spa,i realised that my gum was like missing! HAHAHA Syiok sangat sampai tertelan! I panic-ed for awhile ah,abih kena maki with my aunt teros dah ok. hahaha

p.s In 3mins time, dah 48 hours since i was awake.Feels like an achievement! HAHA I should so be in a zombie state soon.

p.p.s THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT IN MALAY, APE ANGIN NTAH. I JUST THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD MAKE THE PEOPLE THAT KNOW ME 'HEAR' ME WHEN THEY READ THIS ENTRY.HAHAHA
Kau,i'm like so crazy la today.tu ah memandai (this is such a minah malaysia word) lagi dye rambot abih regret. tu pasal, cik gulam panggil kau S.T.U.P. hhahahaah

Ok thanks for this opportunity :)